Something funny I wanna share

[indigoblade]

Tell me what you all think about this.
http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/hell.html

[Oyama]

It's incomplete. The rest of the joke:

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

[indigoblade]

[Obsidian]

I've heard a different version to that ending there.

Teresa doesn't sleep with him, proving that Hell is endothermic. According to legend (as this thing now is) he received an A+ =)

[indigoblade]